Non veg dirty shayari in Hindi

Here is the best collection of non veg shayari, dirty shayari in hindi.
1. Hey Kisi ladki me etna dum, Ki sambhal paye mera Buble Gum, Tahe dil se Aabhari rahenge Sanam, Badle me khusiya hazaar denge Hum.

2. pyar karna hai GHAdI DETERGENT wali se karo
kyu ki wo kehti hai “PEHLE ISTEMAAL KaRO
FIR BISHWAS KARO”.

3. Barrish Ho Aur Zameen Gilli Na Ho,
Dhup Niklay Aur Surso Pilli Na Ho,
To Phir App Nay Yeh Kasay Soch Liya
Kay Neend May Ap Ki Yaad Ahay Aur Shalwar Gili Na Ho..!!

4. Nipple se tapak raha pasina,
nipple se tapak raha pasina.
Bhigi hui chut aur lathpath seena.
Ab tumhi batao Dada,
itni garmi me Koi kaise chode hasina.
5. Phool murjhate ache nahi lagte, Aap Lund khujate ache nahi lagte, Yahi umar hai chodne ki� Aap roz bathroom mei hilate achhe nahi lagte.
6. Alya alya randa, tyanchya mhshi sarkhya ganda, kadhto apla danda ani marto tyanchya ganda, sujel maza anda, ani paltel tyancha danda.
7. Roye is kadar unke sine se lipat kar Roye is kadar unke sine se lipat karKi wo khud apna Bra utarkar boli Daba le kamine natak mat kar
8. roti kacchi nahi hotiaansu bahaanewali har ladki sacchi nahi hotijo bhi mile thok de mere dostkyunki BRA pahananewali ladki BACCHI nahi hoti.
9. Chodne wale choda karo, chodna unka kam hai, chod chod ke dhili karu, land mera nam hai.
10. Lund pa aitbaar kisko hai mil jaaye chodne ko to inkar kis ko hai kuch mushkilen hai choot paane mein dost warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai.
11. Man liya hai tuzko shahir, jan liya hai tuzko shahir, achchhi sahiri karega to achchhi pose deunga, mai apne pe utra to madrchod kahunga.
12. Shayar Galib ne arz kiyasalvar k niche se pani lal ata haiSalvar k niche se pani lal ata haikya meri masuka ka bhosada bhi pan khata hai.
13. arz kiya hai kiwo aay aapke sapne me or swapndosh ho gayawah wahwo aayi aapke sapne me or swapdosh ho gayauski bhi ijjat bach gayi aapko bhi santos ho gaya!
14. BABA SEXIDAS ne arz kiya hai Unchi GAND ZIRAF ki dekh kabira roe Unchi GAND ZIRAF ki dekh kabira roe Aisi GAND kis kam ki jo mar sake na koe.
15. BABA SEXIDAS ne Arz kiya He.Na Chodo kisi ko itnake Uski Choot Tumhari kamjori BanJaye.Usey Chodo kuchh Iss Tarahke Tumhra Lund Uske Liye Zaruri BanJaye..!

16. kaisi hai yeh duniya jeene b nahi deti..itna doodh bara hai ladkio mein peeneb nahi deti…..Unki gali se gujre,to chaubara nazaraya,unki gali se gujre,to chaubara nazaraaya,uski ma bahar aa k boli-gand faad dungi bhosdi k jo dobaranazar aya
17. Waqt kehta hai mujhe gawa mat,Dil kehta hai mujhe laga mat,Pyar kehta hai mujhe aazma mat,Aur aaj-kal ki girlfriend kehti hai,Daal Chutiye ghabra mat….!
18. Gulab aisa todna jisme kante na ho . . .Ladki aise chodna jisme jhante na ho . . .
19. College chhutte hi kitabe cine se laga leti ho, are hum kya mar gaye madrchod ? jo khud apne hato se daba leti ho.

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20. Choot ka na do vasta . . . . .
Khol rhi hu braKr lo nasta ›
Kisi Budhe Shayar Se Ek Naujawan Ladke Ne PuchhaLadka: “Ustaad Ji, Ye Choot Kya Hoti Hai?”Shayar: “Choot Is A Maal NothingBut Kamaal Andar Se Laal Surrounded By Baal Jo Chode Woh Nihaal Jo Chudwaye Woh Be-Haal“ …
21. Ladki Ke Honto Mein Jo Ras Hai, wohi Somras hai,Uske Seene Pe Jo Aam Hai, Wo hiChaar Dhan Hai,Niche Jo Ek Wann (Jungle) Hai, Wo hi Vrindawan hai,Wann Mein Jo Dwar Hai, Wo hi Haridwar hai.
22. Bachpan khoya JOSH me,Jawani khoi Swapnadosh me,Budhapa aaya tab aya HOSH me,Pata chala ki mai akela nahi,Puri Duniya dubi hai is”(())” Chut ke Aagosh Me.

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